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The “She’s Very Ambitious/Crazy/is She Going to Sleep at Any Point” Tour – Part 1

The highlights and the lowlights of my “Ancient History Tour.” Athens, Greece edition, so let’s get to it.

For the record, I’ve also been to Athens, GA and it is a tad different than Greece. Just a tad.

Acropolis – Sony A6000

Pros
Sites / Accessibility – Most ancient sites are walking distance to one another and there are free maps available throughout the city which is kind of awesome so walk it out baby.

I also booked a “Free Walking Tour” which is the concept where locals offer “free” tours and are compensated via tips. The tour I chose took me outside of the ancient sites area which covered the Temple of Olympian Zeus, National Garden and stadium.

“Off-season” prices for attractions are discounted so it’s not advised to buy attraction passes in advance which I would TYPICALLY recommend during peak season for any high-traffic touristy cities (I.E. London, Paris).

Libations / Foodie Tour – WINE. That’s it. Like…thats actually it. Price = on point = drink up, like they did in ancient times y’all.

After basking in the wine, as I did ;), you will be happy to know that the tap water is potable aka you can drink it. It’s not like Mexico where you will regret it. So, go on and hydrate!

FOOOOOOD – Holy moly. If you’re in Athens, you MUST check out Ergon House. During peak season, and especially if you are traveling with someone, you will need reservations. As a solo traveler, I got lucky the 1st time and got seated right away but waited almost an hour, the 2nd time, but it was 100% worth it. I ate ALL the food. It’s a restaurant and “deli” combo so it’s great for dinner and souvenirs. Another random restaurant find, which I was introduced to by another tourist (chef/foodie), is called Apollonia Lyra. It’s located near The Parthenon and serves up great seafood dishes and has traditional live music. Because I did not come to play, I also did an excellent foodie tour which I booked through TripAdvisor (Small Group Food Tour – Ask for Martha H.). We went to a farmers market and visited small boutique businesses for honey, olive oil and teas / spices.

People – Everyone was so kind and helpful. I even got to meet some amazing fellow tourists who I bonded with and plan to visit in the future (post-COVID-19 madness).

Cons

Traffic – As with any major city, there are definitely some cons with regards to traffic which was a total womp womp so, walk, if you are able.

Taxis are expensive so use sparingly. I used a taxi because the airport is 30+ miles from the city center (I stayed in Plaka – the ancient city) and I had to get to the city ASAP due to time constraints.

Weather / Wardrobe – You would think “it’s the mediterranean so the weather must be nice” and you, my dear would be WRONG. It gets so cold that there is actually snow on the local mountains so pack accordingly during December / January.

Another lady wardrobe pro-tip, the floors are mostly marble in the touristy areas so wear your heels with caution or be embarrassed…for reals. I walked like a baby giraffe to my hotel because it was “walking distance” from the restaurant but underestimated my alcohol consumption and walking abilities.

Shopping / Souvenirs – Some of us enjoy shopping during our travels and guilty as charged! BUT, beware in Athens. Those of you that know me, know that I am thrifty AF and tend to price haggle if it’ll save me a dollar but I easily learned to not do this in Athens. Oh man, did I learn that the hard way. As in, the sales guy was like “I met this ex-U.S. President so you can trust me, you American dumb dumb.” Uhhhh, I don’t care for G. Bush Jr. but okay I’ll pay 1/2 price! ::Insert death stare.: = It’s not worth it.

In sum

Overall, Athens was magical like the damn gods themselves. Greek mythology was always so influential in my life. From Athena’s wisdom to Ares tendency to pick fights ;), I had always been drawn to Greece so this trip was truly a full-circle moment and I loved every second of it. Highly recommended so just do it. See what I did there??! Cause like Nike’s logo has Greek influence…so if you don’t know, now you know.

Empowerment, Travel

From: Me, To: Me

Last year, I hit a milestone. I completed an MBA program (hence the long hibernation from the blog-verse) and as a gift to myself, because who doesn’t love gifting themselves, I took my first solo trip to London.

Meeeeee

Why London? For one, I had been there already and felt comfortable with the area. Second, they speak English so easy peasy nice and what did you call me? Ahlo-govenah!  

The itinerary was simple. I know what you’re thinking. “A simple itinerary coming from you? Am I being punked? Where are you, Ashton?” Uh, yeah, I can be basic sometimes. Since I had already done most of the touristy stuff the 1st time (London Eye, Westminster Abbey, obligatory Beatles crosswalk picture…etc.) this time, I wanted to focus on art, food and of course, libations so I did… just that. 

Markets = Take my monies

Borough Market 

One of the smaller markets but size isn’t everything said no one ever but maybe one person did. The shop stands ranged from cheese (chez!) to paella. Around Borough Market are 2 really great restaurants. Padella (literally next to the market and not to be confused with paella which I just mentioned) offers amazing homemade pasta dishes. Wheatsheaf, a gastropub that has solid bar food and beers. This bar attracts both locals and tourists and has kind of an Irish vibe. 

Camden Market

“Tho’ I battle blind,

Love is a fate resigned

Memories mar my mind,

Love is a fate resigned

Over futile odds,

And laughed at by the gods, 

And now the final frame,

Love is a losing game.”

Amy Winehouse

Need I say more as far as a reason to go to Camden Market? Aside from the statue of Amy, it’s a regular ol’ flea market. Cheap souvenirs and a Bart Simpson patterned dress ✅ .

Did someone say food?

St. Martin’s Courtyard is home to one of my favorite restaurants in the WORLD: Dishoom. I can eat that Chicken Ruby dish and Roomali Roti bread errryday. Sadly, this location will be closed for 6 months in 2020 for renovations but save your tears! There are other locations. Just prepare yourself to wait in line but it’s well worth the wait. It’s a guaranteed stop for me, anytime I’m in London. 

Trending across the world and mainly in the Midwest because, well it’s the Midwest: indoor “cafeteria” style food venues. Mercato Metropolitano houses various bars and food options in one stop as well as live entertainment. It’s not central to tourist attractions (nearest is probably Tate Modern) but if you don’t want restaurant traps ($$$$) and if you can’t make up your mind on 1 restaurant, this would be a good option. 

Art

The Tate Modern is your typical modern art museum. Art work responses ranged from “ahhhh” to “oooooooo” to “wtf” so, it hit all the marks. To be or not to be an efficient planner? You can knock this out and the Shakespeare globe since they are near each other. 

The “WTF” moment was brought to you in part by….

I’d have to say that the Street Art Tour was a total highlight for me. I got to wander the streets and see some amazing artwork, some of which was commissioned by the city and known apparel brands. I got introduced to Afro-Futurism artwork which I would have otherwise never seen. Basically, learned soooo much about street art vs. graffiti. Totally recommend this!

Obviously, you shan’t go to London without visiting the British Museum. I mean, it literally has the Rosetta Stone. The actual Rosetta Stone. 

As a souvenir, I may or may not have gotten some ink down in Lambeth. As one does. But the world will never know and I may or may not love it.

Per usual, London did not disappoint and further proved that this Lady Traveler, can handle it abroad all by herself so – thank you, next.